Gingers are unable to play jazz because it requires soul.
Similar to Cher or Madonna, Hitler did not have a last name.
The Cure - Boys Don’t Cry
Dramatic Reading Of A Break-Up Letter
This is the greatest thing ever.
HAHAHAHA needed this on my blog again
GOD IS THIS STILL AROUND!?
from the touch your hands for stupid reasons part to the end.
I can’t breathe. and I probably woke everyone up.
I’ve sent this to a lot of people before, but it’s too good to not reblog.
Accepted Challenge of the Day: After winning a Philly radio content, novice stand-up comic Justin Hagerman was invited to perform his set on a local morning TV show.
One tiny catch the show’s producers forgot to mention: Hagerman would be performing his set in front of an audience composed almost entirely of kids.