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dailyotter:

Is It a Yawn or a Crocodile Impression?

Thanks, kashiwaya920!

did-yuo-kno:

Gingers are unable to play jazz because it requires soul.

Did you know?

did-yuo-kno:

Similar to Cher or Madonna, Hitler did not have a last name.

nobreastsnorequests:

Write more notes with mascara.

(Source: David Day)

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nonobjectiveportraitofkarma:

The Cure - Boys Don’t Cry

dailyotter:

Via Cheezburger

dailyotter:

Via Das Otterhaus

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xtanna:

uhohtorio:

potter-watch:

starkidgallifreyanpotter:

lizzeh-boo:

geekcaffeine:

Dramatic Reading Of A Break-Up Letter

This is the greatest thing ever.

FOREVER REBLOG

HAHAHAHA needed this on my blog again

GOD IS THIS STILL AROUND!?

from the touch your hands for stupid reasons part to the end.

i lold

SO HARD.

I can’t breathe. and I probably woke everyone up.

I’ve sent this to a lot of people before, but it’s too good to not reblog.

thedailywhat:

Accepted Challenge of the Day: After winning a Philly radio content, novice stand-up comic Justin Hagerman was invited to perform his set on a local morning TV show.

One tiny catch the show’s producers forgot to mention: Hagerman would be performing his set in front of an audience composed almost entirely of kids.

[reddit.]

“Funky Dealer” by Hideki Naganuma

garfieldminusgarfield:

G-G the book.

…No